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King & Wood Mallesons Responds to The F***ing Oath Debacle as Partner Purge Rumours Abound
Posted on 12 April 2012 | 9 Commentsfirm AND slippery - how ironic! We understand that the weekly K&W Mallesons partnership lunch that took place in recent days was a funny one indeed. We’re hearing from multiple... -
Going Where The Federal Govt Wont: Mallesonians Pledge Loyalty 1st to China, 2nd to K&W
Posted on 27 March 2012 | 18 Commentsa Mallesons lawyer pledging yesterday … well, not quite. But in an extraordinary 48 hour period, and less than one month after Mallesons formalised its ties with Chinese firm King... -
UPDATE Surprise Spoiled: Mallesons Staffers to Receive Dodgey Gift to Memorialise King Mallesons’ Wood Merger
Posted on 29 February 2012 | 5 Commentsliving the K&WM high life What better way to leverage newly forged links with China than with a cheap t-shirt manufactured in Chinese sweatshop? It would at once be a... -
Trade Mark FAIL! KingsWood Mallesons’ “The Power of The Scorpion” Advertising Campaign
Posted on 20 February 2012 | 14 CommentsKraken me up! In case you missed Friday’s AFR, the promotional material we’ve been expecting to attend Mallesons’ merger with King & Wood (we prefer “KingsWood” – also the name... -
“Little Vegan Whippet”: Mallesons CEP Stuart Fuller Takes Charge, Busts Out Bad Santa Suit
Posted on 8 February 2012 | 7 CommentsSanta, is that you?? They’re both obese, haven’t seen sunlight in months and are so old and grey that they could slip quietly into retirement, scarcely mustering a whimper from... -
FINAL CLEARANCE: 50% Off Mallesons Merchandise – Hurray (Sic) Stock Won’t Last!
Posted on 2 February 2012 | 16 Comments*Out of date merchandise For those peculiar Mallesonian sods who don’t get enough exposure to their workplace through gruelling 18-hour days and weekends in the office, a tantalising cut-price option... -
“Song of Love, Loss & Hard Work”: Triple J Unearths Mallesons Lawyer Robbie True
Posted on 30 January 2012 | 4 CommentsRobbie walking the long road yesterday Did you listen to the Australia Day Triple J Hottest 100? We had it playing in the FS bunker and were pleased to see... -
BREAKING NEWS: King & Wood Mallesons Merger Confirmed as Mallesons Braces For Beijing Merger Exodus
Posted on 15 December 2011 | 24 Commentsan MSJ lawyer being relocated yesterday State-based Mallesons managing partners have today conducted briefing sessions to confirm that the Chinese government has assented to the link up between the country’s... -
2011 Graduate Intake: Top 30 Australian Law Firms By Revenue & Clerk to Grad Progression
Posted on 13 December 2011 | 16 Commentsgradaute with clASS In 2009 we published a highly popular report in which we calculated the probability of a vacation clerk progressing to a graduate position at a selected number... -
King & Wood Mallesons: The Shape of Things to Come?
Posted on 28 November 2011 | 5 CommentsNo photo! (But merger? Yes, yes please!) As has been widely reported, Mallesons partners voted last Wednesday to approve the merger with Chinese firm King & Wood. Not that we...