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Leaked Youtube Video Controversy as Baker & McKenzie’s Chris Freeland Takes Centre Stage
Posted by The Spy | Posted in Baker and McKenzie, Firm Gossip | Posted on 20-08-2010
A reasonably de riguer portfolio of legal-media platitudes greeted Chris Freeland last week as he commenced his new role as national managing partner of Baker & McKenzie. Freeland, a recent Gilbert + Tobin defector, appears to have gotten the new gig on the back of corporate sing-songs like the ‘profit maximisation’ chant he delivered to a managing partners conference a few years ago, where he sang into the mic that profit is about:
- Ensuring that staff achieve satisfactory levels of productivity;
- Creating appropriate expectations around performance;
- Effective leadership to improve productivity and profitability;
- Communicating information about productivity and financial performance
The legal-media niceties abounded last week. First, The Australian handed Mr Freeland the mic, allowing him to sing the praises of his new firm:
“This is probably the world’s only truly global law firm,” Mr Freeland said. “Given the changes in the dynamics, the entry of magic circle firms in some form or another, the changes in billing and fee arrangements, I actually think this firm is superbly placed.”
Lawyers Weekly followed suit, but this time handed Bakers & McKenzie a megaphone. The firm sang loudly:
“We are very pleased that Chris is bringing his considerable talents to join our Australian team…We welcome the opportunity to continue to develop our provision of strategic and valued legal advice to our clients in Australia and across the globe with Chris’ insight and skills,” said Baker & McKenzie executive committee chairman, John Conroy.
Not to be out-done, ALB also gave Baker & McKenzie the microphone (although it looks to us suspiciously like a pirated copy of an earlier song delivered by the firm):
“the international experience that Chris has matches the global perspective from which we view and consider our strategic opportunities.
With a now mucous-infested microphone in hand, AFR was the last to come to the cabaret party, handing the mic to Mr Freeland late last week (13/8). But Mr Freeland delivered a curious encore performance:
Freeland threw down the challenge to to Allen & Overy, Norton Rose and US firm DLA Piper, which is allied to Phillips Fox in Australia. “Each has its own strategy, but I happen to think that ours is the best … We are not comprised of partners who have come from another place…”
Partners who are not … from another place? Sounds to us like Freeland forgot the words to his new firm’s song, because according to our research:
Three of the four total partners appointed [by Baker & McKenzie] between July 2009 and July 2010, it turns out, were apparently lateral recruits from Mallesons Stephen Jaques.
Not to mention, of course, that Mr Feeland is the most high-profile recent DEFECTION from Gilbert + Tobin. Not from another place? More like a law firm that would be would be known in the music induustry as a “remix”.
Which brings us to our next point: what sort of role model does a rockstar high-profile defector provide to partners below who might be considering the A&O triple jump? Should Freeland be “throwing down the challenge to A&O”, or quietly strumming his guitar and hoping that A&O doesn’t … sing his partners a sweet little lullaby?
On the subject of lullabies, it would appear that Freeland’s new colleagues are well-versed in err…. corporate ballads. Yes, the following gut-wrenching refrain from Baker & McKenzie has been leaked onto Youtube and is available for the whole world to see:
This appauling video, ostensibly played at the firm’s Christmas party a couple of years ago, is a satirical take on the 1971 pop song I’d like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony by forgotten one-hit-wonder pop-group The New Seekers.
And now, with the microphone finally in Firm Spy’s hands, we too would like to wish Chris Freeland a warm welcome. Good luck teaching the firm how to sing in ‘global fluency’!



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