You Oughtta Know Better; Canadian Judge Lori Douglas Embroiled in Porno Disaster

Forgotten Canadian rocker Alanis Morissette was once big news; she shot to international stardom in 1995 with the release of her hit album Jagged Little Pill. Staggeringly, this album remains the best-selling debut album by a female artist in the US and the highest selling debut album worldwide, with 30 million albums being sold globally.

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The first single off the album, featuring Flea and Dave Navarro from the Red Hot Chilli Peppers,  was the smash hit You Oughtta Know; a song about an adulterous ex-lover of Morissette’s. The identity of the ex-boyfriend is a matter of controversy, with Wikipedia flagging both of Friends star Matt LeBlanc and Full House dad Bob Saget as potential candidates. Although the identity may be unclear, the song includes some very clear instances of curious sexual behaviour, including a reference to Ms Morrisette performing fellatio on her ex-boyfriend in a movie theatre.

We believe that Canadian Judge Lori Douglas must have been listening to Alanis when she volunteered to be pornographically photographed by her lawyer husband performing oral sex on him, dressed in bondage, chains and with sex toys.

The photos have since been leaked to a porn website.

According to CBC News:

Naked photographs of a senior Manitoba judge [Lori Douglas] engaged in bondage are part of a man’s complaints to legal watchdogs about the judge’s past and that of her husband [a Winnipeg family lawyer], CBC News has learned… The complainant, computer specialist Alexander Chapman, 44, alleges that King harassed him in 2003 by pressing him to have sex with Douglas, who was a lawyer at the time.Over several weeks, Chapman said King showed him about 30 sexually explicit photos of Douglas, showing her naked in various forms of bondage, in chains, with sex toys and performing oral sex.

Sébastien Grammond, the dean of civil law at the University of Ottawa, controversially commented:

If pictures of you naked end up on an internet site, it’s quite difficult to say you have the credibility to be a judge… I think the facts are sufficiently suspect to warrant disclosure and to raise very important questions as to whether such a person should have been appointed a judge

It turns out that the complainant (if his story is to be believed) was groomed by the Judge’s husband to sleep with Justice Douglas as part of an elaborate interacial sex fantasy. It allegedly involved the couple placing nude photos of Justice Douglas on the website Darkcavern with an advert flagging that a “smooth black man” was wanted:

to seduce her with the intent of getting her enmeshed in the submissive, multi-partner, interracial sex scene

The complainant first met Justice Douglas’ husband when he retained him to handle his divorce. Several months later, according to CBC News:

Chapman said [Justice Douglas' husband] invited him out for a drink and mentioned a porn website devoted to interracial sex, particularly black men and white women.

Mr Chapman alleges he was provided with an internet address and a password and instructed to look at a section entitled “Our White Princesses” where white females attract black men by posting photos of themselves. According to CBC News:

Numerous nude photos of [Justice Douglas], who was a lawyer at the same firm her husband worked at, were posted there, Chapman said. “I wanted to puke,” Chapman said. “[The pictures] were disgusting. I couldn’t believe my lawyer was doing this to me.” … Over the next few weeks, Chapman said [Justice Douglas' husband] sent him more pictures of his wife and continued to encourage him to engage in a sexual relationship with her.

The Canadian Judicial Council investigating the complaint is expected to take several months to return its findings. However, a federally appointed judge can only be removed upon order of Parliament.

Do you know better than to post nude pictures of your spouse on the internet? You oughtta know!

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