Ill-fitting suits and rotund derriers have suggested for years that lawyers are overweight and unhealthy. However,
The magnitude of lawyer heft is, however, something that no one could have predicted.
A study has revealed that a whopping thirty per-cent of lawyers are overweight. To put this in perspective, only one other profession eclipsed lawyers in terms of corpulence; truckies!
A spokesperson on behalf of the company conduting the study said:
‘lawyers have … temptations with lavish business lunches and nights out. They are also synonymous with driving…cars and less likely to have time of exercise while holding down such a demanding job.’
In other news, the Firm Spy can reveal that a different study has established that lawyers are ‘arrogant’. In fact, such is the pervasive arrogance of lawyers that a self-proclaimed ‘business coach’ has established an enterprise which consults lawyers on ways to ‘avoid being labelled just another arrogant attorney.’ The ‘coach’ gives helpful tips on her website.
Compounding the plight of fat and arrogant lawyers is the fact that many now have no job.
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