Cock-and-Bull Story-Teller Asks for Firm Spy Identities

We received the following query via email yesterday that immediately induced belly-laughter in the team here at FS:

I am writing a book (my 24th) about gossip and want to include Firm Spy. I know that you are secretive but can you tell me where you are located (Sydney?)and the names of the founders? If anonymous, can you tell me anything, such as “Founded by three lawyers in Sydney.” Thank you and best wishes! Richard Weiner…

We immediately thought this was some kind of joke. who on earth would curse their child with a name routinely shortened to a title that doubles as a famous reference to a man’s member, when the kid’s surname is also a reference to male genitalia?!

Alas, Dick Weiner is a real dude! A public relations consultant, no less!

Dick, we would be honoured if we could be a leading part of your cock-and-bull story, so by all means include us.

For obvious reasons though, we can not reveal our identities or more info than already appears on our about page. No, not even for the famous uber-godlike PR Chosen One Penis Penis.

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