Smartass Summer Clerk Sends Firm Rejection Letter

HR puts the finishing touches on a stack of rejection letters yesterday
We received this letter apparently sent by a disappointed summer clerk applicant and just had to pass it on:

Dear Ms./Mr.

Re: My Firm is Too Good For You

Thank you very much for your recent letter explaining that, despite the fact I am a wonderful person and will likely win the Nobel Prize for Law someday, you were not able to offer me a callback interview and/or a position as a Summer Clerk. I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me a position as a Summer Clerk/callback interview.

This year I have received an unusually large number of rejection letters, making it impossible for me to accept them all. Despite your outstanding experience in rejecting applicants, your refusal does not meet my needs at this time.

Therefore, I shall initiate employment with your firm in March of 2012. Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Yours sincerely,

[redacted]

Along a similar, but more constructive line, we received this plea for help from another candidate who calls themselves Dejected Student.  Read on for details.

I have often read that people who don’t get clerkships just aren’t good enough, essentially.

I want to know what is good enough. My clerkship ambitions were killed today. I have good marks, top tier experience (of over a year), experience in a bulge bracket IB, and sound communication skills (I combine law with communications). I’ve tried really hard for this and was very passionate about it. I just don’t understand what else I could have done.

I got multiple first round interviews and some second round interviews. I can’t imagine bombing in those? I’ve had a lot of interview experience and felt that some went very well, and others didn’t.

I guess I’m just extremely dejected and feel like I’ve wasted time in working quite hard.

Dejected Student: it isn’t necessarily a case of not being “good enough”.  There are a whole range of reasons why you might not have received offers: your interview technique might not be as swish as you think it is (the fact that you were rejected at first round from some firms might suggest that – then again, it might not, or you might just have had a bad day/grumpy panel), or there might have just been a typo in your CV.  It’s also simplistic to think of all the effort you’ve put into the process as “wasted time”.  After all, polishing up your CV, getting some real life interview practice, and learning a bit about the legal industry will stand you in pretty good stead when it comes time to apply for grad positions.

From our limited experience (as clerkship applicants many moons ago, and more recently on interview panels) what firms are looking for is something a little beyond “good marks and some firm experience”.  Marks will get you the interview spot and top-tier experience as an RA or paralegal will count for something, but what most firms really want to see is genuine commercial insight (rare in students), an awareness of client concerns and industry news, clear thinking, genuine interest in the firm’s work (demonstrated by your knowledge of their clients, recent matters, etc.), and a good attitude — not just sycophantism, desperation or naivity.  But then, in an age where many candidates now have JDs, industry experience or other masters-level law qualifications, you might simply need to accept that absent outstanding (first class honours) grades from a G8 university, it’s going to be hard work to get yourself into a top-tier firm.  But more to the point: is that really what you want?

FS community: it’s late on a school night for most of us, but what tips can you offer to Dejected Student and others like him/her?

Update: thanks for all the encouraging and constructive responses.  Our source has written back to say:

I am ‘Dejected Student’. Thanks for answering my plea. I emailed Firmspy on the day I received my rejections (so I was very dejected indeed), and have since moved on and started feeling significantly better. Cuts always sting the worst when they’re fresh.

The copious amounts of Alize I consumed that day aided my recovery greatly, so I strongly recommend it to anyone facing similar rejections.

As others have said more eloquently in the comments below, keep your chin up and keep trying!  You might want to lay off the daytime drinking though – much as it might be good preparation for working with some partners.

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