Thanks to the anonymous spy who tipped us off to the life-long male bosom saga confronting PwC Chief Operatios Officer Neil Wilson. Had we had our collective melons screwed on correctly we probably would have seen the AFR article (4/3) in the first place!

In a remarkable “men’s health” piece appearing in last Thursday’s AFR, PwC partner Wilson, the figure we once rebuked for allegedly sending Australian PwC jobs offshore to India, walks us step by step through a life living with man boobs.

“Since his chubby adolescence [Wilson] had silently lived with male breasts, feeling self-conscious but never knowing anything could be done about them. As a youth he had been embarrassed changing in the locker room and as an adult… he never wore tight tops. Polo shirts were out… and so was lycra, even though he was a committed cyclist. He was was always comfortable going to work at PwC … because loose-fitting business shirts with buttons and a pocket provided some disguise.”

Breast distress! What is a corporate partner to do when he is jugg-a-lugg full of melon-choly?

As luck would have it, Wilson, whilst thumbing through the paper one morning discovered that breast-reduction surgery was an option.

“whilst reading the paper over breakfast in London last year, Wilson’s attention was caught by [a story] which said that increasing numbers of men are now having breast-reduction surgery… [Soon after] he had himself referred to a cosmetic breast surgeon. At the first consultation the surgeon asked him to remove his shirt. ”Wow!” he said. “These are whoppers, I’ve never seen any as big as these.”

Wilson knew his breasts looked fleshy. 

In subsequent breast reduction surgery, the sugeon is reported to have removed 160 grams of breast tissue which the doctor described as “a lot”.

Now, several months after the surgery, Wilson is satisfied with his new chest. With that familiar degree of corporate partner modesty,  Wilson told the AFR:

“At 50, I didn’t expect I would come out with a male model chest, but I’ve been working hard with weights and can wear a skin-tight top and look reasonable.”

Does your chest look reasonable? Do you suffer from bitch-tits?

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