God-Like Clients, Resistance, Lotteries and Hate – Your LLB is Just Not Cricket!

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In just a few weeks another cohort of thousands will take their first tentative steps in the long and competitive march toward life as a corporate lawyer. Think of it like a young boy wishing to play cricket for Australia – Santa gives him a bat and ball for Christmas and he’s off, off with an innocent enthusiasm to reach a destination that will almost certainly forever remain firmly out of view. With that optimistic thought in mind, we wanted to publish some comments today made by industry leaders about the profession.

Quote 1

We don’t run this place as a holiday camp. We expect our people to treat the client as if they were God and to put themselves out for clients. You don’t say, “Sorry I can’t do it, I’m playing cricket on the weekend” … You don’t have a right to any free time.

(Tom Poulton, former managing partner of Allens Arthur Robinson, BRW 3/3/2005)

Quote 2

There is one single KPI in a law firm, and it’s called profit. That model is basically saying to a young lawyer, ‘We’ve got a lottery. Come in, work hard for 10 to 15 years, never have a life, you may be one of the very few that get into an equity partner position where you start to earn seven figures and get on your way.

And, as you fall across the line into an equity partner role … the fun just begins, because you can’t take the foot off the gas, you’ve got to press hard … Then you’ve got to do that for another 10 or 15 years.

(Nigel McBride, managing partner of Minter Ellison (SA/NT), Tristan Jepson Memorial Lecture 2011)

Quote 3

There’s alot of talk about work-life balance, but I think it’s an unfortunate phrase. The reality is you’ve got to put alot of effort in.

(Geoff Harley, partner, Clayton Utz, AFR 30/6/2006)

Quote 4

All lawyers hate time sheets. If you don’t keep up to date with your time-recording… you lose it – it just goes away… Lawyers are probably notorious for being resistant to change.

(David Lawson, managing partner of Rigby Cooke Lawyers, AFR 5/8/2011)

From memory, if students unenrol from a degree in the first few weeks of their first semester, the course fees are refundable. There’s some food for thought!

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