IT’S A DICK OFF! SCQ Chief Justice To Decide Hynes Lawyers Partnership Wrangle

Mr Vassallo yesterday
Together, they shared the vision of a life of incredible riches harvested outside the cloistered walls of Australia’s top tier. They united in their disdain of the corporate culture of the nation’s most prestigious firms, immortalising their views in a dickheaded filmic parody that they broadcast to Hynes Lawyers’ wide-eyed staff. To many, they were a match made in heaven: non-dickhead beside non-dickhead, arms aloft in a convertible Maserati, hooning around the BrisVegan streets while all those top-tier sods sat fastened in the dreary office-bound equivalent of a driver’s seat.

Alas, it was not to be. Robert Hynes and Glenn Vassallo – respectively the “name” partner and the “rainmaker” of Brisbane-based Hynes Lawyers – suffered a fallout in July of this year that was in equal parts gigantic and mysterious.  To be sure, proceedings were instituted in the Supreme Court of Queensland, with a callover held yesterday before the Chief Justice no less.

Thanks to each anonymous spy responsible for the following tip-offs we received this earlier this week:

Tip 1

Hynes partners have commenced proceedings against Vassallo

SC file number: 8397/11

TIp 2

Hynes lawyers application against Glen Vassallo listed for hearing tomorrow in SC

Tip 3

This has popped up in tomorrow’s Qld Supreme Court law list re the Hynes Lawyers split:

http://apps.courts.qld.gov.au/esearching/FileDetails.aspx?Location=BRISB&Court=SUPRE&Filenumber=8397/11

We contacted the Associate to Chief Justice De Jersey (incidentally our favourite State-based CJ ever since his Shine Lawyers “profit centre” invective) who confirmed the callover. The Associate advised us that timetabling orders had been agreed between the parties before the matter was mentioned and proferred to the Chief Justice, who made them without modification in Court. Regrettably, the Associate was unable to advise us of the substantive allegations in the dispute because the file had “already gone back to Registry”. Doubtless some sort of equitable remedy is sought, but we’ll be sure to keep you updated once we know more.

However, one thing about which we’re much more certain is Glenn Vassallo’s very swift move to establish a new law firm. We were sent the following excellent tip-off several weeks ago (thanks to the individual responsible):

It appears Glenn Vassallo has set up shop on his own as GRT Lawyers. See the Law Society record here: http://www.qls.com.au/content/ss/solicitor/25460

If you follow the link you’re taken to the following Queensland Law Society record:

Name: Glenn Vassallo
Sex:
Male
Member:
No
Certificate Type:
Unrestricted Principal
QLS Number: 00025460
Admitted:
2000
Other Admissions: High Court of Australia
Firm: GRT Lawyers
Address: Level 18, 333 Ann Street, Brisbane, 4000
Phone: 0422 857 760
WWW: www.grtlawyers.com.au

We took a trip to Mr Vassallo’s newly launched website and the first thing we noticed was the particularisation he has given to the firm as “global resource and technology specialists”. Way to go G-Vass! Contrary to what Hynsey may now think, Vassallo’s due diligence in establishing his new firm suggests to us that he is, indeed, quite the non-dickhead. You see, in contemporary internet parlance, “GRT” signifies “great”, meaning that if Glenn Vassallo is the main partner at “Great Lawyers”, which he is, then as Mohammad Ali once said, he is “The Greatest”; just in an awesome tech-savvy kinda way that reinforces his “global technological specialisation”:

I’m The Greatest. Beat that, you Dickhead!

We’re sure this dynamic new marketing campaign will strike a chord with BrisVegan pugilists and internet geeks alike, but whether it turns a buck is another matter.You can be certain we’ll be keeping a watchful eye.

Indeed, a watchful eye is precisely what we’ve been keeping on Mr Vassallo’s civil adversary Hyney Lawyers. Funnily enough, on the topic of earning a buck, Robert Hynes made haste to fill the seat vacated by G-Vass by recruiting former Mallesons SA Carly Richardson and former Crown Lawyers senior solicitor Michael Boughey to his firm’s IT group. Again, we will be keeping a very close eye on his firm’s progress.

So, on the one hand, you’ve got Hynsey staring in the mirror and asking “Am I bigger than G-Vass?”, while on the other, you’ve got Glenn Vassallo, nostrils flared and fists pumping, also staring in the mirror, but asking “Who’s The Greatest?”.

IT”S AN OLD FASHIONED DICK OFF!

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