The Deloitte “Commitment Tick”; Giam Swiegers’ Favourite Management Mottos

You probably all know by now that the Firm Spy has a certain soft spot for wanker corporate idioms. So we spat our coffee out with glee this morning as we thumbed our way through the current edition of BRW (21/4) to find a handful of Deloitte chief executive partner Giam Swiegers’ “favourite management mottos”.

the commitment tick

The first one:

“try new things, but fail fast and fail cheaply.”

No wonder Deloitte allegedly has the following policy in relation to its firm-subsidised CA education policy:

if you fail 1 subject you get a warning, 2 subjects a written warning and 3… you’re fired!

Fail fast… and GET OUT! Giam’s second “management motto” also published in BRW is:

“soft on people, tough on performance.”

Yes, we certainly know about the “tough on performance” ethos Giam! We reported various rumours last year that Deloitte was systematically managing employees out of the firm, based on their performance. To this day, Mr Swiegers denies our allegations. As noted by BRW:

Deloitte maintains it made no mass retrenchments. Confronted by claims [presumably ours] that partners actively managed people out of the business during [the GFC] Swiegers: “I don’t have to answer to the outside world. I know what the facts are and a March survey of 2200 staff, half our total workforce, shows they believe I live up to my commitments.”

So… greater than 50% of the 50% of staff surveyed gave Giam “the commitment tick”? Congratulations Giam! This must mean you’re being true to your “tough on performance management motto”!

Rounding out Giam’s management mottos published in BRW is the following:

Leadership is not about taking people where they want to go, it’s about taking people where they should go. It’s not a popularity contest.

Hmmm … where is Giam’s leadership taking Deloitte staff? An article published by News yesterday suggested there will be a “mass exodus of unhappy accountants” in the near future:

A major revolt appears to be stirring among finance and accounting staff across the nation that could threaten a mass exodus from the industry … research by financial recruitment firm Robert Half found that 50 per cent of finance and accountancy staff planned to quit their jobs, and were either already seeking a new job or thinking about taking the plunge.

If this were a popularity contest, would it be fair to say Giam’s leadership is leading workers out the door? And those surveyed, are they the same 50% of Deloitte staff who were not invited to give Giam the “commitment tick”?

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