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Cross-Dressing Clayton Utz Lawyers Photographed With Sex-Dolls @ XXXmas Party
Posted by The Spy | Posted in Clayton Utz, Firm Gossip | Posted on 9.00am
Clayton Utz has had a tough time lately. First there was the colourful allegation that the Workplace Relations Group in Sydney are a group of “Whorebags” who operate on ”Dirty Blvd”.
Then there are the repeated allegations that the firm is dodging graduates on pay. As well as allegations of involuntary leaves of absence, the introduction of a “Claytons” redundancy scheme, and an underhanded pay freeze.
But our favourite Clutz scandal, presently playing its way out in the courts, that a poor ex-Clutz lawyer named Michael Mitchell, who once had the audacity to change into his gym clothes in his office beneath his trench-coat, was thereupon subjected by a group of Clutz lawyers to repeated victimisation, bullying, sexual discrimination and sexual harassment. Clayton Utz is said to have fostered “a culture of harassment”. One of the Clayton Utz lawyers allegedly subjecting poor “Trench” to this victimisation and sexual harassment was Mr Jaimie Taylor. Jaimie allegedly had the cheek to articulate to “Trench”
the association between trench coats and deviant and illegal sexual behaviour and referring to him as a ‘flasher’ and as ‘trench’
Now, we’re informed by a Clutz spy that the person depicted to the right and below, disguised in a transvestite costume, holding a blow-up sex doll, is Clayton Utz lawyer (and alleged “Trench” victimiser) Jaimie Taylor. The photos were apparently taken at the Clayton Utz Christmas party. Obviously, we have no idea whether this guy is actually the Taylor - perhaps some Clutzians can share their thoughts in the comments.
For those who are interested, Wikipedia describes a blow up sex doll as:
A sex doll (also love doll or blow up doll) is a type of sex toy in the size and shape of a sexual partner … The sex doll may consist of an entire body with face, or just a pelvic part, with the accessories … for sexual stimulation. The parts are sometimes vibrating and may be removable or interchangeable.
More pictures are the break.
Thanks very much to the Clutz source! Keep your firm’s Christmas party photos coming! Send the Firm Spy your news and views!
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Cross-dressing canoodling with pneumatic appliances is not intimidating behaviour of a sexual nature as long as it’s mutually consensual. A problem does arise, however, because blow-up boyfriends are notoriously hard to get verbal confirmation from one way or another. This is because any air allocated to speech will impact their overall turgidity and performance later on.
Furthermore I must state that just because I arrived at so-called XXXmas party in close proximity to one of these “Tango Trannies” is merely co-incidental and does not mean something is going on between us. And I can confirm that typing does not affect my turgidity.