Tony in the Sky With Diamonds; DLA Piper Loses Canberra-Based Partners

Picture yourself on a boat in a river sitting at the DLA Phillips Fox partnership table. It’s mid 2008 and although you’re prematurely greying and fat, although your third decennary was spent in a suit behind a desk, life is good; you made partner in 2005.

The DLA UAE partnership

The disaffection from friends and family and the clogged arteries were definitely worth it; you’re starting on $400,000 and the only way is up. Slowly, but surely, you’re filling the vacancy left by the erstwhile partnership stalwart who brought a mountain of Federal Government work into the firm’s Canberra office. The work is there and you’ve earned it. The riches that were promised by formalising the “alliance” with DLA are slowly, but surely, starting to trickle through. Sure, there’s a GFC in the offing, but these marshmellow pies are delicious!

Meanwhile, across town, in between the tangerine trees and marmalade skies, a different story is unfolding. Damian McNair, a Melbourne-based construction partner at Mallesons, is meeting with former Mallesons partner-in-charge Tony Holland to discuss the merits of opening a satellite office in Dubai. It would be a lean and mean project finance and front-end construction outfit, capitalising on the Emirate boom of the day. Holland thinks about it, looks at the cellophane flowers of yellow and green, and goes over the financials in detail. The proposition is eventually backed strongly by Messers Holland and McNair and ultimately put to the Mallesons board, who reject it.

Now picture yourself, on a train in a station, with a $1.6million pay-packet and a hunger for more. Suddenly an Arab is there at the turnstile, and they’re gone. McNair and Holland walk, with Kaleidoscope eyes, to head up an office of DLA Piper in Dubai – establishing a UAE presence that the Mallesons board refused to endorse. In so doing, McNair and Holland set in motion a catastrophic sequence of events that would eventually lead to an Australian DLA partnership prospect vastly different from what our friend, the partner made up in 2005, sacrificed his thirties for.

The Emirate buildings stretch for as far as the eye can see and grow so incredibly high. Somebody calls McNair and Holland and they answer quite slowly. It’s Nakheel Corp, towering over their heads with the sun in its eyes. McNair and Holland follow Nakheel down to a bridge by a fountain. Everyone smiles as they drift past the flowers. And it’s gone. Nakheel Corp – a state-owned entity – falls victim to the same financial woes that so beset the UAE in 2009.

Our 3rd year DLAPH partner waits as newspaper taxis appear on the shore, waiting to take him away. The tax-free UAE riches that enticed Mr Holland never materialised and all of a sudden, the prospect of a $1.4million – a generous amount in the eyes of our 3rd year DLAPH partner – is unsatisfactory for the Mallesons defector. Plasticine porters with looking glass ties are waiting to take our DLAPH partner away, when all of a sudden there is a knock at his Canberra office door …

IT’S TONY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!!!!!

Mr Holland arrived back in Australia and assumed the role of Chief Executive Partner of DLA Australia in November 2009. This is how the firm’s partnership has constricted since that point:

  • July 2008: 166
  • July 2009: 161
  • July 2010: 156
  • March 2011: 126
  • April 2011: 116
  • May 2011: 110

Following the pre-merger defections from the DLAPH Brisbane office, revealed by FirmSpy on 11 March, DLA’s partnership has now sunk even further – a staggering 35% drop in three years. Given that the firm is now a place where rocking horse people eat marshmellow pies, it is easy to see why.

Thanks to all of the DLA spies who sent us updates over the weekend, spelling out the extraordinary news that the firm’s Canberra office is all but closed for business thanks to another massive DLA defection. Here is a sample of what we received:

DLA Spy 1

six partners resigned in Canberra DLA Piper

DLA Spy 2

DLA Canberra has had a massive walk out – all partners in Govt practice (except for 2 (with one undecided)) have walked out.

DLA Spy 3

I hear that all the DLA Piper Canberra partners bar Anthony Willis and Caroline Atkins have resigned this morning to set up a Canberra office for HWL Ebsworths.

DLA Spy 4

DLA Piper Aust just about to lose the entire CBR office. RUmour is all but 1 partner is leaving to open a new CBR office of another national law firm.   Future of DLA Phillips Fox / Piper Australia in canberra is limited, or non existent

With 16 DLAPH partners now gone in just 2 months, will the remaining 110 simply climb in the back with their head in the clouds? Or will somebody take them awayyy?

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