SEX then SLEEP!! Clayton Utz Calls For “Hygenic” Lives With Controversial Advice

a defiant Clutzian yesterday
It’s probably the last thing you would expect out of Clutz, especially with the dust only beginning to settle on ClizzoBridgetz. A roundabout direction to lift the doona, get your gear off, coitally engage with your partner and then hit the lights – it seems peculiar coming from a law firm at any time, but now? And from Clutz? You would be forgiven for thinking that all matters relating to the sexual behaviour of its staffers – certainly insofar as it takes place outside of office hours and bears no relation to the office – would be off limits for the time being. Indeed, one would have thought that in light of the peculiar remarks of former Clayton Utz staffer Mr Luis Izzo regarding the sexual lives, or lack thereof, of some of his former colleagues – “crazy single female chicks [who] just need a good f*** to get them back to normal” – would be cause for the firm to distance itself bedroom-bound pumping.

Not so!

We received the following intel from an anonymous Clutzian spy recently:

Since you haven’t had any news regarding Clayton Utz for a while I thought that I would share this… Someone in HR has decided that they will share some health tips on the intranet (to be fair, one of the tips last week was actually quite good). I clicked on today’s link ( http://www.betterhealth.vic.gov.au/bhcv2/bhcarticles.nsf/pages/Sleep_hygiene ) and must admit to having a chuckle about the sex advice contained in it…

“Use your bedroom only for sleeping and intimacy. If you treat your bed like a second lounge room – for watching television or talking to friends on the phone, for example – your mind will associate your bedroom with activity”

Only a numbnut public servant could write something that inherently contradictory and still maintain a straight face!

Ok, so the sex advice originally came via a governmental department, but we still thought it was an interesting tidbit, certainly from Clutz. The list of tips are available here.

Our Clutz spy continued:

p.s. Clayton Utz is actually not as bad as you have recently made it out to be. Sure, there are probably horrible partners and horrible groups but that’s the same wherever you go. My experience has been really positive and I’m not some career Clutzer who doesn’t know how the legal world really works.

Do you buy it? Do you think Clayton Utz lawyers should use the bedroom for sex and sleep only?

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