CALL FOR GOSSIP – Involuntary Annual Leave, Xmas Parties & Clayton Utz Sex Dolls

A major issue for many of our readers at this time last year was an obligation to take valuable annual leave in the Christmas/New Year period. Miserly corporate partners, hiding beneath the veneer of “a decent break will do you good”, used the traditional utilisation down-time to force unsuspecting juniors to take a break. With barely a month’s notice in some cases, and with some workers being forced into the unenviable situation of having an annual leave deficit, workers were forced to strictly observe an involuntary annual leave period. Annual leave that, had it been at the voluntary whim of the worker, might have been used in the depths of the 2010 winter on a junket to the summer beaches of some far-off European Isle.

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But instead winter was spent with cold mornings, trudging into the office.

Today we are asking our readers to take the time to write to us (by emailing us at news@firmspy.com) to tell us the annual leave arrangements for the festive season at their firm. Is your firm forcing you to take leave? Will this force you into a depression-inducing negative annual leave balance? Did you have plans for a holiday that have now been ruined?

Tell us. In detail.

For those who have forgotten, AAR took out the tightwad prize last year for involuntary Christmas leave, with an anonymous AAR spy sending us the following rumour:

Re: your story on involuntary leave- Allens is closing Christmas Eve this year and re-opening on the 11th. All staff forced to take leave unless they have the approval of their section head to work during the office closure. No extra leave is given to compensate for this, so you’ve lost 8 of your 20 annual leave days for the year as the firm shifts the burden of a traditionally quiet period onto its staff (and justifies it by saying “the firm believes it is important for staff to spend this time with their families”). Interestingly, last year we re-opened a week earlier…

Note the classical PR methodology of trying to turn a negative into a positive:

we’re forcing you to take nearly six months of hard-earned annual leave, but we’re really only doing it because we think it is important to get some festive family time.

Gee thanks AAR, but what if a worker on involuntary leave has no family, no friends, and their one biding solace, their singular festive merriment, is crunching the clock for our corporate fat-cat partners?

While you’re telling us about the annual leave arrangements this year, tell us about the firm Christmas party. If you’re having one, that is.

Rumour has it that Minter Ellison is this year is declining to have a firm Christmas party. Instead, the firm is apparently focusing on practice group end-of-year parties, in what we regard as an  excuse that is about as believable as the infamous AAR Christmas party cancellation by reason of its alleged concern for clients.

And while you’re telling us about your Christmas party arrangements, make sure you send us any embarrassing Christmas party photos too. We are especially hoping to receive some snaps of partners in an offensive, non-corporate state. Can you assist?

We will of course also welcome any alleged additional photos of cross-dressing Clayton Utz lawyers with blow up sex dolls.

You’ve all got work to do so …

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