“Defecating Butterfly”; Stakeholders Celebrate PwC Rebranding

For those who missed the full-page spread in yesterday’s AFR, behold the new face of PriceWaterhouseCoopers:

dumping on pwc

Thankfully, the firm hasn’t inadvertantly chosen a new brand that also happens to be the name of a prolific homosexual porn star, like Blake Dawson Waldron did a few years ago.

One of the numerous pwc spies to write in with comments about the new branding humourously observed:

…it calls to mind some sort of leggo flame block. Or an orange butterfly defecating.

Indeed. We can almost picture the PwC pwc boardroom conversation earlier this year:

DN: So, we’ve just had a bit of a crisis, fired a few people, cut some perks, got some bad press, done some things we shouldn’t haveOffshored some jobs.  People aren’t happy.  The propaganda isn’t working.  How to get out of this mess?”

PR guru: Have you considered a corporate rebranding?”

DN: Tell me more!”

“PR guru: Well, it’s like this.  PriceWaterHouseCoopers is too long.  Doesn’t play well in price-conscious times – you know, like the ‘fried’ in Kentucky Fried Chicken.  And make it lower case – this seemed to work for the National Australia Bank (“nab”) when it was trying to distance itself from a highly embarassing and damaging trading scandal a few years ago.  Oh, and we’d better add some italics, just to show, you know, that we have attitude.  Add a few red splotches in MS paint – you know, because we’re bold and dynamic –”

DN: Hmm, they look a little too much like office flames.”

PR guru: No worries, we’ll just blur them a little.  You know, like totally retro.  And we’re done!”

DN: Wow.  And here’s your $20m cheque.”

A pwc stakeholder getting angry yesterday
Of course, the official version (equally vomitous) goes something more like this:

“We think our new brand expression visually distinguishes PwC in the same way that the quality and expertise of our people differentiates the experience of working with PwC,” said Dennis Nally, chairman, PwC [sic] International. “Underlying the visual elements is what the PwC brand really stands for — how we are viewed by our clients, our people and our stakeholders. …

The emphasis on a new brand reflects PwC’s desire for a more unified representation across its global network. “Our decision to make this change now is because over the last decade PwC has continued to grow and evolve and a concise consistent Brand position makes it easier for people to appreciate who we are, what we do, and how we operate across markets,” said Moira Elms, PwC’s global leader of brand and communications.

Personally, we think it’s almost as bad as the London Olympics logo.  But hey, it worked for Arthur Andersen, right?

Has your firm received a splash of new paint lately?  Let us know.

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